Once a Child always a Child....what a way to end a friendship...

Coworker-

Hi Jackie this is my birthday gift to you. I forgive all debts that you owe me. I erase any obligations that you may feel towards me. I dissolve the need for you to feel an obligation to be my friend. I realized quite slowly that you have been faking it for months due to feeling an obligation to be my friend. I have removed you from facebook and have taken your number out of my phone. I will not be calling you anymore or asking you to go anywhere with me. I feel this is the best gift I can give you.

Me- 
I know you may not even read this, but I am going to say my say anyway.

Since you chose such a cold act to make your point, writing to me via facebook instead of talking to my face. I am going to be blunt as I always am. I find it completely childish that you go about dealing with any issues we may come across by shutting me out, ignoring me, and now, when I never could think you could stoop so low, you completely cut off our friendship through facebook.

Why did I deserve it, I find myself asking? Oh, yeah, I forgot to call you back. I am a horrible friend. Sue me. I'm sorry I have a boyfriend that takes up so much of my time. I'm sorry I can't bend my schedule to fit YOUR needs. I'm sorry that when i post up asking if anyone wants to hang out or go to Disneyland that I'm not psychic and assume want to go. Gods! Why don't you ever let me know instead of HOPING I will ask you? I've told you countless times to tell me instead of beating around the bush. You immediately jump to conclusions every time I don't get back to you right away because your sooooo damn insecure. "Jackie doesn't like me. She doesn't want me around. She's ignoring me again." Hello!!! I do it to everyone. Don't feel so special like I do this to only you. I do it to everyone. I'm infamous for not answering the phone. I would say some cruel things in anger, but I won't stoop so low. I don't feel any obligation to you. If ever there was any suspect of my need of space from you is because every time you want to do anything and I am unable to do as you please, you ignore me like a child instead of facing the issue like a grown up.

I give some kudos for letting me know your feelings this time, but I am disappointed you didn't have the courage to say it to my face. I am not surprised you didn't though. It only fits your pattern of behavior.

I will NOT change for you or ANYONE else for that matter. I treat you no different than I do anyone else. I hate the phone, I hate answering the phone. I get a lot of crap from everyone for it and know its something I SHOULD change, but like you can't change your childish behavior, don't expect me to change mine. Grow to except the things you don't like about me, which I do with you all the time. Its why I end up coming to you to solve our differences every time instead of you coming to me.


Its nice to know that even when you were telling me not to worry about it because its what friends do, you were going to hold my debts to you over my head anyway though.

I hope you and your new girlfriend the best of luck and hope you have a happy life.

- Jackie

P.S. If I can ask only one gift from you it would only be to treat me like a human being and not a piece of trash after all this. Last thing I want is this to make work for you or I unmanageable. I can just see you glaring at me or turning your face away when I am around....especially on Tuesdays. Sulking like you do and saying nasty things behind my back. I know you will do this because you don't feel I deserve any favors from you, but its worth a shot and I did believe we had/have a good friendship in the now past.

Men Are Babies

You're not my boyfriend so stop whining like a baby when I can't spend time with you all the time. You're not my only friend, you know. I need some space, and some air to breath.

When you are upset because our plans don't run through to your advantage. Don't avoid me. Talk to me about it or suck it up and roll with the punches.

Here's a tip:  Get some more friends. Maybe some your age would be great.

You're a good friend but I can't give you all my attention all the time.

You're suffocating me. All our/my friends are getting the wrong image of what you want with me.

If you want constant female attention, get a girlfriend.


The End.

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Dear Prick

How dare you tell me how to do my job, when you don't have nor have the ambition to get one yourself. I don't care if that drunk fool is your friend. I don't care if you are my coworkers son or if your girlfriend works the bar either. I AM the god damn bartender. What I say goes. Don't  tell me that if some drunken fool drives off and gets in an accident that there is nooooo way that it can affect me. In fact, you ignorant asshole, if the cops pull the guy over or he gets in an accident, and and they find out the guy was last at my bar, I can get fired, fined, and gods forbid, sued by all who are involved. Don't even say it can't happen. Hello!!! There is a reason these laws are out there, because it HAS happened and they are trying to prevent it from happening. All that aside, don't you dare tell me you are my friend, receive my generosity (I can't help it that I'm a good person), and then talk shit to me and insult  me and my job. Earth to asshole!!! I'm you're goddamn drive home all the time.

I'm fuckin sick and tired of driving your ass all over the place, to get cigs, a movie, your dog, or just wasting my time. You are so inconsiderate and I only tolerated it because you are fucking my coworker. I say "fucking," because you can't even do your part in the relationship. She buys you everything and then you whine like a little bitch, like you do with your mother, when you don't get your way. You are 25 fucking years old, jackass. Get a job, get your own place, get a car, and stop being a fucking leech on society.

Oh, don't be surprised when you mock and attempt to talk shit behind my back (I was several feet away from you) and think I'm not going to call you on it mother-fucker. I'm glad I got in your face and put you in your place. I may be short and you may be a guy, but I KNOW I could kick your peace-claiming-rastafarian-wannabe ass, you bottom dweller. Oh,  and stop using your women to fight your battles for you. I know your a bitch, but do you keep having to dig it in that your such a pussy? Don't give me that bi-polar game either. Its not an excuse. Trust me, I have plenty experience in that area, and believe me its nothing impressive or enough to get my sympathy.

I hope life shits on you and you are left with nothing, you pompous-poor-excuse-for-a-man. All of us had  FAAAARRRR more terrible things in our lives happen to us, especially me, if you have to use that with me. Hey fucker, I lost both my parents, but I don't pity myself for it. I know others STILL have been through worse then me. You still have both, enjoy that they are still here with you while they are here. You use your mother for everything and don't respect or help her out at all. You leech off your "fiance.'"

They may still tolerate this from you, but I'm not as sympathetic your your pathetic excuses and I won't tolerate your treatment of me when I've done nothing but be there for you in your times of need. You've burned this bridge, fucker.

so, go, do a line, smoke it up, drink your life away, and know you are never going accomplish anything. You are just a waste of air. You are the type of person that I would gladly sign up for human euthanization.

Thanks for being such a waste of space, asshole.


Sincerely,

One pissed off Latina

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